http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/feb/16/walkers-crisps-new-flavours-brooker
“Walkers are keen to point out that “no squirrels were harmed in the making of this crisp”, which is a pity because I had chucklesome visions of thousands of live, screaming squirrels being bulldozered into an immense bubbling cauldron in front of a party of horrified schoolchildren. “
http://www.youtube.com/v/JSyhDbV9wHo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1
Only the return of this type of television can save us from the current recession. I’m serious. This type of part time modelling work could return some dignity to those who have lost their jobs in the financial services industry.
Comment from the Metafilter thread I found this on – “See that one with the beard and the geld-und-schwartz combo? That’s your Dad, that is.”
Edit: It is actually better with the sound off. Try it.
http://www.youtube.com/v/XEgn3kClWGs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1
Monkey waiters, bound to decimate the service industries eventually.
moan beneath the car
hot blood sprays from hairy skin
bitter, crushing death
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If there was a camera crew present surely there must be video footage?