Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts

Japanese macaques will completely flip out when presented with flying squirrels, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys.

There is video here.

This is a great response to the current movement towards making headlines search-engine friendly but rather homogenous. 

Newspapers still have headlines, of course, but they don’t seem to strive for greatness or to risk flopping anymore, because editors know that when the stories arrive on the Web, even the best headlines will be changed to something dull but utilitarian.

One of my personal favourites below, from the New York Post 

More of this kind of thing please!

(story via Metafilter, image from weheartit.com)