Most big companies don’t like you very much, except for hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don’t like you at all

Bill Bryson, Notes From A Big Country

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I have e-mail, a pager, a cell phone, a fax line. I’ve got an answering machine, three phone lines at home, one in my purse, and a phone in my car. The only excuse I have if I don’t return your call is I just don’t like you

Alicia Brandt

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen

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