It’s election time, and once again isn’t it amazing how many wide open spaces there are, entirely surrounded by teeth?

Henny Youngman

Pataphysics. It’s on my list to slip into conversation and see if people continue to nod sagely.

http://jwz.livejournal.com/839662.html

http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/297985

http://www.drownradio.com/crate-digger-deathmatch

http://kitblog.com/2007/12/woody_allens_typography.html

http://gizmodo.com/349509/lego-brick-timeline-50-years-of-building-frenzy-and-curiosities

My life is too dull and too careful –
even I can see that;
the orderly bedside table
the spoilt cat.

Surely I should have been bolder.
What could biographers say?
She got up, ate toast and went shopping
day after day?

Whiskey and gin are alarming,
Ecstasy makes you drop dead.
Toy boys make inroads on cash
and your half of the bed.

Emily Dickinson, help me.
Stevie, look up from your Aunt.
Some people can stand excitement,
some people can’t.

Connie Bensley

http://twittertale.com/

For voyeuristic pottymouths everywhere

Computers are like dogs. They smell fear.

Simone Alexander