You’re fired!
“Next Christmas, the iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput.”
http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf
“If you love America …”
(I believe this is also known as ”recapitalising the banks”)
“Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I’ve treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FAIL”
http://www.youtube.com/v/JSyhDbV9wHo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1
Only the return of this type of television can save us from the current recession. I’m serious. This type of part time modelling work could return some dignity to those who have lost their jobs in the financial services industry.
Comment from the Metafilter thread I found this on – “See that one with the beard and the geld-und-schwartz combo? That’s your Dad, that is.”
Edit: It is actually better with the sound off. Try it.
Since Polaroid film will soon be no more …
http://www.themaninblue.com/experiment/JS-909/
Cameron Adams has made a drum machine made entirely out of JavaScript. Words to describe this completely escape me. And as is usually the case with these things, I’m about lose most of my day futzing with this. (via Simplebits)
http://www.copypastecharacter.com/
This is actually quite useful …