What a fail

“Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I’ve treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FAIL”

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Ich liebe Fussball!

http://www.youtube.com/v/JSyhDbV9wHo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1

 

Only the return of this type of television can save us from the current recession. I’m serious. This type of part time modelling work could return some dignity to those who have lost their jobs in the financial services industry.

Comment from the Metafilter thread I found this on – “See that one with the beard and the geld-und-schwartz combo? That’s your Dad, that is.”

Edit: It is actually better with the sound off. Try it.