[image via Colossal]
Here are a few things people are likely to keep posting about on Twitter today (which will be subsequently picked up by broadcast and print media).
- Cuddlr, the cuddling app. Which, because this is the Internet, is not what people are using it for at all.
- Suitsy, the smart-casual onesie for every occasion
- iPhone 6s pantsbending. For good measure, Apple also decided to break some phones with a software update. The LAPD are on the case, thoughtfully advising people not to microwave their new phones.
Today in birthdays: Mark Hamill.
- These fish actually have ice in their veins. Never befriend anything has ice for blood.
Samsung says auf wiedersehen to Europe for laptops and Chromebooks. Presumably to focus on making a phone that's even bigger and even bendier than anything Apple can ever make.
Today in eBay
People are selling Ello invites on eBay. Sounds like 2004 and Gmail invites.
▶ Finally, watch Will Oldham perform 'Ohio Riverboat Song' for an audience of bemused children and puppets.
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