First, just watch this. "Shia LaBoeuf", live.
The Guardian is now bigger than the New York Times online. Not as big as Mail Online of course.
Susan Myers from Florida is this year's Tipper Gore. Does she think there is actual crystal meth in the bag? Anyway, her petition has been successful and Toys 'R' Us have removed the morally corrupting dolls.
If you've ever been to a technology conference, this will be achingly familiar. It's also side-splittingly funny.
Eye Candy, DIY Edition
Finally, a delightfully sweary take on GamerGate.
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