✩ Want You To Know: Lair

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Apple's Tax Lair

The European Commission are interested in finding out more. Sounds very like a whole lot of far too little, far too late.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer couple

News Corp is threatening to sue the Mail Online. Could this be the most satisfying court case of the decade? No matter who wins and who loses, everyone else is a winner. Just think of the popcorn sales …

Yet another bad Octopus Raft idea. Or maybe we'll all be trading Bitcoin using our faces in the glorious near future. Who knows.

The Register (amongst many others) comprehensively skewers the Turing Test story. All hail Captain Cyborg for pulling off another successful publicity stunt.

The Washington Post attempts to turn its hand to trolling. 4/10 at most, must try harder.

Today's Best Betteridge

Should Adults be embarassed to read young adult books?

Totally Confused

"Because sometimes things happen to people and they’re not equipped to deal with them.", watch Jon Snow brood, major league eating, law enforcement via Facebook, and the shark attack.

Today's tune is 'Supernatural' by Vic Chesnutt, in honour of Penny Dreadful moving beyond being a guilty pleasure and towards something pretty damn decent.

Football Corner

Scandal? What scandal? Let's dance!

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Cartoonishly evil.


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✩ Want You To Know: Farewell Lord Flashheart

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Somewhat light today, because of laziness and busyness. Normal more extensive service will hopefully be resumed tomorrow.

RIP Rik Mayall

The grandest of grand entrances.

Generate your own political memoir, courtesy of TIME. Inspired by Hilary Clinton's memoir, so here's a guide to all Hilary Clinton conspiracy theories.

More Tomb Raider. At a guess, this must be at least the 35th outing for the franchise.

Internets

Turns out there's rather a lot of information contained in a single humble tweet. 150 points of metadata in fact, which is more than the 140 characters tweets are limited to.

Totally Confused

Timetables in the sky, how to tell if you are in a Jane Austen novel, homeopaths can practice in Belgium if they have an official qualification, which nobody does, disability awareness and Cops, Norwegian style.

Today's ambience

'The Pearl', Harold Budd & Brian Eno

Football Corner

Still rioting, striking


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✩ Want You To Know: Overlord

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Anniversary / A Department Of Peace

Today's the 70th anniversary of D-Day, in case you hadn't noticed. There are events to mark this in northern France and elsewhere. Yesterday an 89 year old veteran parachuted into the same field he landed in in 1944. Fair enough if that's what he wants to do. Made me feel more slovenly than usual.

Seems relevant that Paul Hardcastle's ▶'Nineteen' was number one on this day in 1985.

What happened to Robert Capa's photos? Tony Vaccaro's photos (this is a CNN playlist and it's determined to autoplay)

As usual, we don't seem to have learned all that much.

Internet and others

It begins again. Another bug in OpenSSL. Birds are still angry

The newspaper industry continues scratching its head and trying to figure out just what the big mean ol' Internet has done to it. This pretty chart attempts to explain it all in one go.

'SMS Not Allowed'

Popcorn at the ready as Vodafone publishes its first Law Enforcement Disclosure Report today. What's that? Secret wires you say? Surely not.

Alignment

Irritating business jargon has been nicked wholesale from the military. Has nobody noticed this before? I'd posit that a lot of it has filtered through team sports on its way to boardrooms. Very pleased with the photo editor who chose to illustrate this story about awful business jargon with an awful business stock photo. Go you!

Game of Thrones is now HBO's most watched show ever. This means there will be an excuse to post this daily for at least the next month.

Emotional robots appear in Japan. Hello Marvin!

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via Reddit

Gove must go. ► 'Harper Lee'.

Worth Pondering

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Totally Confused

Thirty commonly mispronounced foods, anti-drone burqas, man in gorilla suit mistaken for gorilla, Kinder egg smugglers arrested in Canada and finally this week Banecat Returns.

Football Corner

Jack Ma knows the score when it comes to football folks. Those are some very highly paid entertainers swan diving for your pleasure.

We're not investing in football, we're investing in entertainment

Alibaba buys half of Chinese soccer club for $192 million

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As it's almost the weekend, here's a selection of longish reads dug out of my Pocket. No real theme this week. Enjoy.

'The Woman Behind Apple's First Icons' (2,200 words, 7 minutes)

'Jimmy Iovine: The Man with the Magic Ears' (6,500 words, 22 minutes)

A Tale of Two Londons (6,200 words, 20 minutes)

'Looking For Tom Lehrer, Comedy's Mysterious Genius' (5,500 words, 18 minutes)

'I Confronted Donald Trump In Dubai' (1,200 words, 4 minutes)


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✩ Want You To Know: “like an upside-down-reverse Venezuela”

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Four Twenty, Dude

Maureen Dowd went to Colorado and ate some pot. Half the Western world knows this by now. (If you don't know who Maureen Dowd is, maybe just skip to the next section).

Twitter was very taken with the idea of a stoned senior New York Times columnist and started riffing on this immediately. No real surprise there.

Sarah Jeong (@sarahjeong) seems to have won the unofficial competition with her opus 'Friedman's Bad Trip'. She expanded this to 'Four more New York Times columnists and Malcolm Gladwell get really high: what could possibly go wrong?' in the Guardian.

More Dowd meanies here.

If considering a career change, why not try Slate's 'Drug or Programming Language' quiz? This will help you decide whether brogrammer or Maureen Dowd is the better career path to pursue.

Obligatory Clarky Cat.

Oh No, Internet

The funniest part of this silliness is that it describes Alain de Botton as a 'noted philosopher'. He seems to be advocating spending less time looking at Twitter feeds in favour of listening to what geese and lemurs have to say. I think.

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Spike Lee Likes Capitals

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Also, 25 x 25 is presently beyond the lifespan of most humans …

Do The Right Thing Way

Worth Pondering

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As below, stupid sexist tech industry is still stupid AND sexist.

Serious Internet

Germany announced it's going ahead with an investigation into allegations that the NSA or friends bugged Angela Merkel's phone. Get your popcorn ready.

Facebook announced it is keen to have some more younger users. Specifically tween-age young users. Not exactly right now. But soon, and for the rest of your …

Not all writing / content on the Internet may be real. Pass the smelling salts please.

Totally Confused

A Chrome extension that replaces every instance of 'The Cloud' with ' My Butt', stupid sexist tech industry is still stupid, mad cow disease on comeback trail as are desktop computers, and finally sarcasm-detecting software.

Football Corner

Maybe this time the infrastructure really isn't ready. Gulp.


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✩ Want You To Know: Xisation

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I believe this is what the kids these days would call a localisation fail, Twitter.

Have a plagiarisation problem? Try taking the offending website down. NB, it may be easier to do this if you are a government minister.

See also: Pal Schmitt and Karl Theodor zu Guttenberg.

Some Miscellaneous Technology

World's first braille phone announced.

Glasshole preventive measures begin to appear. There is always the old-fashioned threat of physical violence, of course.

Perhaps to combat this, Google will deploy a 'fleet of satellites'.

Pro Gaming

Nobody expects the sneak booth attack.

Gangnam style

Look at what we could have done if it wasn't for Psy.

#Worth Pondering

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Context.

Totally Confused

Why not treat yourself to a World War II tank; savour an insect sting; make your own Pixar film; try and open an Irish pub in a location that doesn't already have one or get married on a rickety pier?

Football Corner

Today's quote is from Phil Woosnam.

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Soccer brought Bill Clinton seven years of bad luck. Eight workers have died during construction for the World Cup


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✩Want You To Know: Sharks!

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It Was Briefly Summer In Ireland

The sharks were basking in Cork, jumping elsewhere, and not on camera in this scene from 'Jaws' (starts @ 6:54)

The Mister Taytos meanwhile …

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Exclamation marks are on the march! Resistance is futile! Abandon all hope!

You Got A Pretty Face, Baby

The NSA certainly thinks so.

Of course, there's nothing to be worried about, citizen. Let this put you at ease. They are just

taking a full-arsenal approach that digitally exploits the clues a target leaves behind in their regular activities on the net to compile biographic and biometric information" to "implement precision targeting."

Congratulations to everyone for taking all those selfies and making this full-arsenal approach so much easier for them.

Snowden: The (inevitable) Movie.

More Internet And Such

Read How To Get Girls Into Coding. It's one of the best pieces on this topic I've seen recently, and anything that can reduce the influence of brogrammers has to be a good thing.

Meanwhile, are newsrooms showing the stirrings of some sort of growth of conscience? Or are they just scared of a lawsuit? You decide!

There is a fear amongst rights managers in newsrooms that a legal case
could seriously impact the use of UGC by news organisations in the future

You'd almost think lifting stories, images and other media from the Internet and using them uncredited was something relatively new to media outlets, wouldn't you?

There's a bit more here.

Should you ever get lost on the Internet, here are forty maps that relate to the Internet but will probably be of no use at all. I recommend using your browser's back button.

Worth Pondering

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Totally Confused, Things To Do Before You Die Edition

Gender switch your name, play piano in the East River, write better release notes, sue Uruguay and be part of a collaborative Twitter poem.

Football Corner

Today's quote is the classic, from Bill Shankly.

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Can't hooligan if you can't travel.

Decent Number One Slot

'Spirit In The Sky' by Doctor And The Medics was number one on this day in 1986. This was a cover version of a Norman Greenbaum track. Here's another version of the song by Bauhaus. (Well, that was convoluted.)


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☆ Want You To Know: I Strictly Roots

UK Politics Roundup

Should you change your password? Or should you wait? Or should you not bother? Exactly how long should you wait? Who should you tell about your new password? Should you use your Yahoo! email to tell people you have or haven't changed your password?

Other Internet (And Ting)

Dropbox announces it has 275 million users, a $10bn valuation and almost 700 employees. There's also an Android version of Mailbox available with a desktop version on the way. Surely they must be considering becoming evil sometime soon? They've achieved the required scale.

Silicon Valley start-up sexism on Secret.

In The Year 2121, Or Thereabouts

What we will all be reading by firelight in our caves while sheltering from the drone swarms. Which will be controlled by furiously nodding Octopus Raft-wearing robots.

Definitely Worth Pondering

Totally Confused, Video Edition

James Of Thrones, Werner Herzog on chickens, 'Requiem For A Studio Guitar Player, 'Like A Rolling Sex Machine', and an invisible car

Today's worst attempt at being controversial.

Song for the day is 'Uptown Top Ranking' by Anthea and Donna, as obliquely referenced a bit above.

☆ Want You To Know: Ampersand

Ampersand Consulting Em Dash

Renaming to something especially clunky is the latest craze. It's not as if PricewaterhouseCooper works particularly well in print anyway. Monday monday.

It's all incremental change at Twitter as it adds exciting, innovative features such as more images to user profiles to make them look more like Facebook. Because people who use Twitter in preference to Facebook really want that.

Bad ad of the day. Somebody in HTC signed off on this.

Here come the drones, supervising employees and serving legal papers. By 2022 they'll probably be deployed as SpAds. Of course, the Freemasons will still be running everything anyway.

EU data retention directive is "invalid" because it

interferes in a particularly serious manner with the fundamental rights to respect for private life and to the protection of personal data.

This very long infographic illustrates how far down the flight recorders from MH 370 might be.

It's The Final Countdown.

Totally Confused

Oslo mystery man, classic album covers, a day of Russian state TV, homeopathy is (still) bunk and won't somebody think of the books?

☆ Want You To Know: Intergalactic

The (Somewhat) Real World

Darth Vader has been prevented from running in the Ukrainian presidential elections in May. Earth has yet again missed out on a potential galactic empire. Will we never learn?

If you're even remotely incompetent, video games may enrage you. Hence it is not recommended that you go anywhere near QWOP.

Real world athletics isn't much better as the drones have started to attack. This is only the beginning.

In Android news, there'll be ads on your lock screen before long. Allegedly.

Bubble? What bubble?

A Polish politician is travelling to the UK to find out what life is like as a migrant. In the process of solving Poland's emigration problem he has incidentally secured himself quite an amount of media coverage. Well played, Artur Debski, well played.

Today In Facepalm

Kate Mulgrew has caused consternation amongst geeks by providing the narration for 'The Principle'. The Sun really does revolve around the Earth after all. Because of science, apparently.

Because of serendipity, that page also provides today's bottom half of the Internet highlight.

I showed your online tellarium and the animated Geocentricity pictures to our share a lunch together church group. They were very surprised but very interested. Our pastor told us that he believed in Geocentricity.
I sent an email to the president of the world Society Of Evangelical Arminians, informing him about your belief in Geocentricity, and he replied, ‘do you really expect me to answer this email.’
I did not expect this answer. I never replied to him.

Fusion Television

Silicon Thrones?

My Heart Bleeds For You, Internet

heartbleed.com, engadget.com, test your server.

Vox.com launched and the New York Times got breathlessly excited about the whole thing, especially the bespoke CMS, Chorus. This must be the first time that a CMS has been described as being "sexy enough to be a recruiting tool." Go here for your helping of card-based journosplaining.

Totally Confused

Angry Apple emails, petrol-sniffing spiders, light on Mars, tipping smart cars and the salvation of your eternal soul is now downloading.

Cold music. A song for Winnipeg winters. 'These Are Grounds For Violence'.

Relevant music. Beastie Boys, 'Intergalactic'

Finally, this is extremely pretty and for a very good cause. Go and make some memories …

☆ Want You To Know: Sussudio

Wazzupp Internet?

Doctors and trolls are doing battle in the depths of the Internet. At the moment it seems the trolls are winning. Perhaps the doctors would have more success if they built a new Twitter and let the trolls frolic there. The US government tried something similar with 'Cuban Twitter'. Zun-Zun-Zuneo (to be sung to the tune of 'Sussudio' by Phil Collins).

USAID, in trying to harass the Cuban government, wound up financially supporting it. As the world has learned in the past year, you can’t talk about freedom of expression online without talking about the integrity of the infrastructure that channels that expression. Over the past year, Americans have learned how much of our own Internet infrastructure is compromised.

/b/ have apparently launched an attack on the World Cup. Seems to be as aimless as many of /b/'s recent projects.

Twitter employees are certainly loyal and know how to get the brand out there no matter what the situation. Claire Diaz-Otiz live-tweeted the birth of her daughter yesterday. Above and beyond the call of duty folks.

Regarding Ireland

Mmmm, Eye Candy

Tetris on a skyscraper. Yellow sticky notes | Canadian Anijam, a collaborative animation

Shakespeare plays as three panel comics.

Totally Confused

Whale poop, #riotselfie, swearing as a foreign language , Sherlock Holmes and Intelligent Design and tour the British Isles in accents.

Today's cover version of David Bowie's 'Heroes / Helden' is by Janelle Monae