✩ Want You To Know: Taken From The Satirical Website

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An earlier version of this column was published in error. That version included what purported to be an interview that Kanye West gave to a Chicago radio station in which he compared his own derrière to that of his wife, Kim Kardashian. Mr. West’s quotes were taken, without attribution, from the satirical website The Daily Currant. There is no radio station WGYN in Chicago; the interview was fictitious, and should not have been included in the column.

Naughty New York Times. Always attribute

There is a veritable universe of unsold Samsung Galaxy Fives out there. This could be a positive as it turns out your phone may actually be KILLING you.

Here's a marvellous rewrite of 'Barbie Computer Engineer' in which Ken spends more time on his hair than Barbie does. You can also roll your own remix here.

This War Of Mine is a rather different war game, not the sort that GamerGators are interested in preserving presumably. Speaking of that ongoing trainwreck, there is some live sea-lioning happening in this Metafilter thread. Fascinating.

Libertarian Fantasy Corner

Underwater city plans proceeding. 'One Day I Will Die On Mars'

Eye Candy

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Your face on Facebook, Sterling Crispin

Worth Pondering

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Totally Confused

Feral Disneyland cats, thirty least influential people, unhappy families, big-breasted turkeys and the Royal Order of the Rug.

Finally, here are some truly indispensable food and drink related tips and tricks, sometimes known as life hacks by the Internet 🙂

Yours, @loughlin


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